Monday, April 03, 2006

And the Clampetts Live On

No pictures of me dancing a jig have been posted, so I am sure that you have all guessed by now that my neighbors haven't left. In fact, now there is a new boyfriend in the picture. Yes, charming looking black dude with braids and a do-rag. He resembles the street corner drug dealers you see on Cops, and his face is showing some mileage. He doesn't seem to have a vehicle of his own, so they come & go in her ex husbands car that she is driving because her mini van is busted and has been sitting in the driveway for 6 months now. He only appeared in the last week and it seems like he just showed up one day and now he lives there, or the Mom shows up in the morning in the clothes she left in the previous night.

Isn't that a family oriented Mom with her priorities in the right place?

I also saw her son sneakily hanging outside the house Friday. Like he was going to try and climb in a window until he heard some noise in the house. He scuttled off and miraculously reappeared at 2PM. Hmmm....left the house after the bus pick up time had come and gone.....shows up before the bus would even drop him off. I doubt Mom is even aware that her son skipped school since she was sleeeping off arriving back home at 3AM (I know this because I was woken up by the loud exhaust as she pulled in the driveway).

There must be a special hell for mothers like her, at least I hope there is.

I've got a 4 month log of the noise that I have to listen to day in & day out. I have to copy it into word and drop it off at the managers office, for all the good it will do.

5 comments:

KFarmer said...

Oh sweet one, do not give up on the ship. It will come in. I have to believe that- I will, enough for both of us! :)

For 7 years I lived next door to the biggest drunk, crack head in town who liked to beat his wife (who was also a drunk/addict/whore and did not take care of their three small children). I caught the youngest one (1 1/2 yrs old) sitting on the roof of their house in February in her diapers. Yeah..

When I left that place, it was one of the happiest days of my life.

Sharfa said...

I think your old neighbors moved next to me! LOL - sounds all too familiar.

KFarmer said...

Have I told you that I put a dog skull on his back door step knowing he was scared of voooo-doooooo?

Sharfa said...

No, that's awesome! I don't think there's much of anything these wackos are afraid of (they're too stupid to be afraid of anything)..but I like the voo-doo idea. I was also thinking of dry ice in a coke bottle with a bit of water at about 3AM.........

KFarmer said...

hee heee heeee....