Wednesday, February 07, 2007

12 hours and counting

I just hope I can stay awake until 11!

I hate the fact that they've moved Lost to the 10 - 11PM time slot. It's tough when to stay up that late when the alarm goes off at 5:15AM! I shoulda taken the DVR off when I got Direct TV.

I swear I'm a weirdo magnet. I put up a MySpace profile only so I could read Nathan Fillion's MySpace blog (and be added as a friend). I'm a big fan of Firefly and Serenity, thought Slither was a hoot "I am Bill Pardy". The guy has a great sense of humor and he's a fun read. Anyway, back to the weirdo magnet. I've gotten a few "be my friend" thingies. I'm not a MYSpace enthusiast by any means. This morning I got an E-mail from a man in the Carolina's. He's all "sweetness" & "hun", which doesn't bother me like it does some. It's that Southern charm and meant as terms of endearment. BUT, and this is a big one, would you be talking about relocating to be with someone you'd had 1 e-mail and a few lines of instant messages with?

Case in point:

and i am a single parent without a wife for i have being divorce with my ex wife for over 5,years.
Right now i am really in search of a faithly woman who will love me for who i am not what what i am and i must let you know that i am a very preservative person who is willing to do anything for the one i love and that is where you comes in with this question are you really trustfull?.

I am an intelligent,determined,sensual,no game playing man who hopes to meet someone someday who can respect that. I love to either go out to dinner,movies,sometimes the club or stay home and make dinner,cuddle on the couch and watch a movie. I am quite easy to get along with. What I want is to meet someone and build on a friendship,

Sharfa: I'm the same, but I should tell you up front that I am not looking for a romantic relationship right now. I haven't dated in 4 1/2 years. Right now I need to make sure my kid makes it to 18 so I can boot his butt out and he can see what the real world is like. My father also has stage IV lung cancer and that is taking up a lot of my emotional time right now

weirdo: ohh ic

weirdo: but we can build that up together i mean by taking good care of ur kids

weirdo:if that works then get to know them inside and out,be able to hold a conversation from anything to everything. To have no expectations and just "flow" w/ each other. Do you know what I mean? I feel like so many people expect one thing or another and that puts to many pressures on the other person. I do not pretend or play games, I am me,honest and very open minded about how I feel and what I think. No lieing,nothing to cover up, just be real. I go after what I want,in every aspect of my life. So,if this interests you..let me know.

Sharfa: That's not unreasonable and I have the same viewpoint, lifes too short. But, you come on way too strong way too early. You don't know me from a hole in the wall.

weirdo: I want someone who wants to spend time with me because he enjoys my company, not because she thinks she has to in order to achieve some goal. I want someone who will be committed, loving, trustworthy, and devoted.and i dont mind relocating to where you are just to show how much i want you or care about you

Holy crap! Does this speak desperation to you? The guy lives in South Carolina, I live in MA (thank the Goddess!)

I haven't even had my coffee yet, it's too early for this shit.


James Cooper said...


That fellow really needs to learn to use spell and grammar check too. My experience has been that intelligent women like to be conversed with in an intelligent, and intelligible, manner.

Denise said...

Um, Potential Stalker Alert! =P

I use Myspace more now since a few of my real-life friends leave me messages on there daily. But I generally veto the random messages and Friend Requests from creepy people.

Chunks said...

He's a preservative? WTF?

Sounds like dude got taken to the cleaners and is lookin' for a sugar mama! RUN!!!!

Sharfa said...

Yes, scary weirdo freak. I'm not offended by the occasional typo, but with some - You have to wonder if they know how to actually spell or complete a coherent sentence. That's a total turn off to me. I understand the stigma that accompanies being illiterate, but it's an easy fix to learn to read and write. You only need the desire.

Needless to say, I will not be conversing with this..ehem....gentleman again.