File Under: What I wished I'd said but didn't

OK, so you know when you walk into the restroom in your building and you are hit with this Godaweful odor?
I know it was the woman standing at the sink washing her hands (well, at least she does that!) I have to pee so bad that, although I want to turn and leave before I lurch, I can't. I want to get the hell outta there before someone else comes in and thinks it was me that stunk up the place. I hold my breath as best I can and try to keep from passing out. I pee faster than the speed of light and end up washing my hands next to this woman (I said I peed fast!). She leaves. Screaming in my head are the words.......... "GOOD GOD WOMAN - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT?"