I found this from Boobs, Injuries & Dr. Pepper. Today I've been on there for 6 hours. Yes. It is a humongous time suck but, my life suddenly looks pretty damn good
Whenever you're mortified by something that happened to you. Go here and reads gems like:
"Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour."
"Today, I daringly tried that fish bath thingy (the one where all the fish come to you and eat all of your skin's dead cells). I submerged into it and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, 20 of the fish died."
Ya, my life isn't so bad.
Some of the best ones are comments made to their kids when they get totally burned. "Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking."