Monday, May 19, 2008

They're Baaaaack

Remember the Neighbors from hell?

They're back.

They snuck in under cover of darkness Saturday night with their moving van. Boyfriend left in the morning giving kisses to his pregnant yet again Skanky Ho. Yes people - this is #7 for her, by at least 5 different men. Son #1 is with his father after being released from the mental hospital where he spent at least a year. Son #2, 15 or 16 is next door now, along with 2 more daughters and a mentally challenged 4 year old boy. There's one more that she doesn't have custody of.

My son spoke with son#2 and confirmed that they've moved back. I wanted to cry. I left a message with the park manager and spoke with him later in the day. He will not be in the office until Tuesday to look at what the court records say. I cannot go through this shit again.

It's been so nice the last couple years, quiet & peaceful. She cleaned up the yard - got rid of the junk vehicles. So much for her selling the place and moving to a retirement home.
I told you they were a bunch of liars. That's why you never got to see me dancing a jig in the street.As long as she was still there, there was always a chance the ho could be back.

The hell has already started. I was woken up at 11:45 PM last night by Skanky Ho screaming for her son out the front door. I get up at 5:30AM, mind you.

To top it all off, son is flexing his "I'm 18 and an adult so I can do whatever I want" wings. What he didn't realize is that I don't have to support his ass anymore and can throw him out if he doesn't want to obey my rules. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in the real world.

I'm feeling old, so very old. Yesterday was the worst birthday ever.


Suldog said...

My sincerest sympathies. I've lived in the same duplex with hideous loud and obscene neighbors. I know how nerve-wracking it can be.

Contest up at my place, with the prize being 10 (crummy) CDs. If you won, you could stick your speakers out the window and blast them in their direction!

Magazine Man said...

Oh hon, I so feel for you re: crazy neighbors, but at least mine are down the street and have remained pretty well medicated for the past few years.

BTW, sorry I have commented much lately. Doesn't mean I don't love you and check up on you. Will try to do better in my declining years (coming this Friday).


Magazine Man said...

And happy belated!!!

KFarmer said...

Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'm sorry it was not the bestest in the world~ I guess some are just better than others.

Also very sorry to hear the neighbors FROM HELL are back. I know you're not happy about that either...

Yeah, I had one of those "boys" too~ He out grew it though and I'm sure your son will too.

Take heart my love and keep that chin chopper up. I luvs you~ ((BIG BIRTHDAY HUGS))

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Birthday Sharfa!!!

I'm sorry the suck-ass neighbors are back! Think of it this way though, at least you have new blog material! :)

Melissa said...

Another happy belated birthday here. :)

Keep that chin up.

I second that the neighbors from heck will make excellent blog fodder. :)

Oh, and this season of Lost totally rocks! Finale next week. So, it's not all bad, right?

Sharfa said...

Thank you all for your encouragement and b'day wishes.

Suldog - I put up my lame ass guess.
MM - no worries, things have changed much for both of us over the last year, no? I don't think they'll ever get back to 'normal' just a new & different normal.
K-I'm trying! and hugs back at ya.
Rox-This is true, so much that I might not be able to keep up.
Melissa - BEST SEASON EVER! SO many great moments. My fav line tho: "Because John, Destiny is a fickle bitch." Season finale tomorrow! What will we do until next January??

Melissa said...

re: Lost, my favorite scene this season was Hurley and Ben sharing that candy bar. Don't know why but I thought that was the most touching, complex, simple moments ever. For me, it captured everything about this show that I love, but not in a way I could ever explain it to anyone. :)

January! Waaaaaa :)